How Fake Cum Lube Enriches Sexual Fantasies

by Billy Ballistic on December 23, 2024

Let’s talk about something sticky, fun, and surprisingly practical. Fake cum lube, because that’s what’s on today’s menu, is an… original way to spice up your sex life. 

In fact, many of our customers call it the MVP of their intimate moments. It might sound strange, but stay with us. If you’re wondering how a bottle of synthetic jizz can take your fantasies to the next level, buckle up because we’re diving right in.

What Is a Fake Cum Lubricant?

Fake cum lube isn’t just regular lube wearing a fancy label. It’s a specially formulated blend designed to look, feel, and sometimes even taste like semen. Thick, white, and creamy, it’s crafted to add a splash of realism to your sexual escapades. Pair it with a squirting dildo, and you’ve got yourself a blockbuster-worthy experience.

Why Use a Fake Cum Lube?

Fake cum lube offers two primary benefits. One, it’s crazy realistic. As said, it looks, smells, and feels like real cum, perfect for a freaky solo session with a splash of realism. 

But fake cum lube isn’t just about the look (or smell). It’s about the sensation. The creamy texture adds a whole new layer of realism to your fantasies. 

Whether you’re acting out a roleplay scenario or just want to spice things up, it’s a game-changer. Plus, with an endless variety of textures and flavors, you can customize the experience to suit your mood. 

If you’re looking for an easy way to take your sensations to a whole new level, fake cum lube won’t disappoint. That we can guarantee. 

Is It Safe to Use?

Absolutely. Most fake cum lubes, including the ones you can find in our store, are made with body-safe and even hypoallergenic ingredients. This makes them a perfect addition to all kinds of play, whether vaginal, anal, or oral. 

Many are even edible, making them perfect for lovers who like to taste-test their adventures. Just remember to check the label for any specific warnings or restrictions.

Fake Cum Lube and Squirting Dildos: The Ultimate Pairing

Now, with the basics covered, let’s talk tools of the trade. A squirting dildo and cum lube are a dynamic duo that brings realism to your bedroom theatrics. Here’s how to make the most of this pairing:

  1. Prep Your Lube: Start by selecting your favorite fake cum lube. Ensure it has the desired consistency, and check if it’s body-safe and compatible with your toy. Bonus points if it’s edible for extra versatility!
  2. Fill the Reservoir: Many squirting dildos come with a hollow chamber or reservoir for the lube. Use the included syringe or applicator (or a steady hand) to carefully fill the dildo with your chosen lube. Be sure not to overfill to avoid spills during play.
  3. Seal It Up: Secure any caps or valves on the dildo to prevent leaks. Double-check to ensure everything is locked and ready for action.
  4. Plan Your Play: Think about how you want to use the squirting function. Do you want a grand, cinematic finale or smaller bursts of realism throughout? Strategize for maximum enjoyment.
  5. Aim and Squeeze: When you’re ready, position the dildo where you want the lube to "release." Gently squeeze or pump, depending on your dildo’s mechanism, and enjoy the lifelike spray of creamy goodness.
  6. Enjoy Enhanced Sensations: Whether you’re engaging in vaginal or anal play, the extra lubrication and visual realism can heighten sensations and make your fantasies feel more immersive.

Naturally, once the fun is over, disassemble the dildo (if possible) and clean it thoroughly with warm water and toy-safe cleaner to keep it fresh and hygienic for next time, just like you would with a real penis (without the disassembling part). 

Ready to Make a Splash?

If you’re curious about fake cum lube, now’s the time to explore. From enhancing intimacy to creating unforgettable scenes, it’s a small investment with big payoff potential. 

And if you’re shopping with Ballistic Metal, you know you’re getting quality products designed to elevate your play. So, grab a bottle, get creative, and let the good times flow. After all, life’s too short for boring lube!

New Products

1" Wide Locking Ankle Shackles w/ D-Ring in Stainless Steel...

$129.27

1" Wide Locking Wrist Shackles w/ D-Ring in Stainless Steel...

$111.25

1.25" Black Leather Ball Stretcher w/Snap Tab for Additional Weights

$19.03

1/4" Thick Style Cockring in Anodized Aluminum

$15.85
BACK TO TOP