How to Simulate a Blow Job Using Sex Toys

To most guys, getting a blow job is the ultimate sexual act. Creme de la creme of sexual pleasure. The problem, however, is that getting one isn’t always guaranteed. 

Without a partner willing to go down on you, your dream of fellatio will remain, well, a dream. Or will it?

What if we told you there’s a way to get yourself a blowjob? And no, we’re not talking about the legendary art of autofellatio. What we’re talking about here is simulating a blowjob using sex toys, which, unlike giving yourself a head, won’t require yogilike flexibility.

So, let’s get right down to it then, shall we? Here’s how to simulate a blow job with a sex toy.

What Is the Best Blow Job Sex Toy?

If you’re willing to go the DIY blow job route, you need the proper equipment to get you to the finish line. When it comes to that, the best option is investing in a top-quality male masturbator, aka penis stroker.

These small yet brilliant toys are designed to replicate the sensation of getting your cock blown. Male masturbators include a closed case with two ends and an inside sleeve.

One end features a mouth-like hole (spoiler alert, this is where you put your penis), whereas the other is closed to create a suction sensation every blow job enthusiast knows and loves, whereas the sleeve is, depending on the masturbator, made of skin-like material for a lifelike experience. 

Wait, what do you mean depending on the masturbator?

Well, the thing is that there are numerous penis strokers on the market. Some resemble a woman’s vagina, others an anus, and others lips. There are also masturbators made specially for simulating blow jobs.

The truth is, however, that any good penis stroker will do the job. You just have to know how to use it…

How to Simulate a Blow Job Using a Male Masturbator?

Okay, ready to rock your own world? If so, grab your penis stroker and follow these three simple steps:

Step 1: Get It Warm

First, you will want to get your blow toy nice and warm. It’s not necessary but if you crave the most intense and lifelike blow job sensations, warming up your masturbator is the best way to achieve that. Trust us on this one. 

Now, to get your toy warm, you can either submerge it in warm water or invest in a special USB warming rod. You can also use a warming lube, but we really recommend going the extra mile and heating up your pocket pussy to human temperature. 

Step 2: Lube It Up

One advantage a human mouth has over a male masturbator is that it self-lubricates. Of course, you can also give yourself a hawk tuah treatment and spit on your thing, but using a lubricant is a much better option. 

Thoroughly lube your penis as well as the insides and outside of your masturbator until both your cock and toy are shiny and slippery. 

Oh, and while you’re at it, make sure to use a water-based lubricant. Such lubes work best with sex toys and are also the easiest to clean. 

Step 3: Enjoy Yourself

With everything warm and lubed, it’s time to get to work. Insert your penis into the hole and start stroking. Don’t rush, though. Start slowly by inserting just the tip and gradually build up momentum. 

Find a rhythm or keep changing it. Whatever you find the most enjoyable. You can also rotate your toy for additional sensations or take it off the case and use your hand to squeeze the sleeve to apply more pressure. 

Many toys also come with adjustable suction levels, which you can either increase or decrease for even more intense sensations. 

Keep going until you come. Just be sure you clean your toy afterward. 

What If You Don’t Have a Sex Toy?

Okay, let’s address the elephant in the room. What if you don’t have a sex toy but still would like to simulate a blow job? 

Now, although we usually don’t recommend going the DIY sex toy route, we understand that sometimes the craving for a blow job can drive a guy mad. In that case, your best option is to craft your homemade masturbator. 

The best option is to use a towel or sponges. They are certainly the most hygienic options. For instance, you can take an empty plastic bottle, cut the top, and fill it with smooth sponges with a condom or plastic glove tucked between. Just be sure to cover the top with a cloth to prevent cutting yourself. An empty can of Pringles is an even better alternative. 

Obviously, such a DIY masturbator won’t provide as lifelike sensations as a professional toy, but it’s always an alternative to using your hand again. 

Can You Really Simulate a Blow Job?

As you can now see, yes, it is possible to simulate a blow job using a sex toy. We won’t try to pull the wool over your eyes, though.

As hard as you try, a male masturbator will never replicate the feeling of getting a blow job 1:1. Having someone get down on you is simply unbeatable. We dare say magical. 

Still, if your partner isn’t around or might not feel like giving you a blow job, using a sex toy will still get you to the finish line while also offering

offering loads of fun. 

So, whenever you feel lonely and willing to go the extra mile, using a male masturbator instead of your hand is a great way to simulate the feeling of getting a head, even if it’s just a fraction of the sensation you’d get from someone actually giving you a blow job.

Just be sure you invest in the proper tools. Browse our Ballistic Metal sex store today and find the best penis strokers for the most lifelike blow job simulation.